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"Most Likely to Drop Off" list
David Mellor Fright Mask For Ugliest Politician Even if it's true I can't believe it .... Even if it isn't true, I could believe it ... Graham Taylor's "Nowhere Near Good Enough for the Job" Harold Wilson "Quit while you are ahead" pipe Here today, going down tomorrow Joanne Whalley "Top Thinking Man's Crumpet" John Major Cardigan for people not quite up to the mark Karen Carpenter's Slimmer of the Year Linda Lovelace "Going down, going down, going down" CD of Football Chants Marc Almond "Happy Eater" Stomach Pump Mike Gatting "One law for one" family sized nan Mike Tyson "Sensitive Nineties Man" Boxing Glove Mrs. Thatcher's/Tony Blair's Businessman of the Year Porky Pig's Snout in the Trough Richard Branson "X for no publicity" Spiderman "This time I'm back, and stronger than ever" cliche Stanley Baxter "Haven't you gone yet?"Casket Tony Blair "Thanks for voting for us but ..." Plastic Rose |
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(Yes, I know you'd like us to put pictures of these on the web page but then the page would take ages to load. With the exception of Barbara Flynn (Beiderbeck Tapes, A Very Peculiar Practice), Louise Lombard and maybe Sara Gilbert (Darlene in Roseanne) they are out there on the web; find 'em yourself)
Linda Lovelace "Going down, going down, going down" CD of Football Chants
Charlton Athletic, Southampton, Nottingham Forest
1992 Tony Slattery
1993 Angus Deayton
1994 Steve Coogan
1995 Anthea Turner
1996 Ulrika Johnson
1997 Carol Vorderman
1998 Carol Vorderman
Tony Blair "Thanks awfully for voting us in but that was ages ago" Plastic Rose
1997 the miners, single
parents, the disabled, pensioners and students
1998 Nurses, Peter Mandelson
The "Here Today, Gone Tomorrow" Award to
Yo-yos, Furbies
The "Here Today, Not Gone Tomorrow" Award to
General Pinochet
Granger Telecom
Porky Pig’s "ber-ber-ber-that's NOT all folks" Snout in the Trough
Granger Telecom
United States navy
The Spiderman "I'm back and this time I'm stronger than ever" award to
Saddam Hussein
10th Jesus Christ Crucifixion Kit
Ron Davies
Harold Wilson "Quit while you're ahead" pipe to
1996 Several dozen
Conservative MPs "not standing" at the next
election
1997 Eric Cantona
1998 Ginger Spice
1988 John Smith's
leadership ambitions (heart attack)
1993 Michael Heseltine's leadership ambitions (heart
attack)
1994 John Smith's Premiership ambitions (heart attack)
1995 Margaret Beckett
1996 The Ford Probe (again) Rob Newman
1997 Scottish Tory
Party, Norman Lamont, various Tory leadership ambitions
1998 Jubilee Line
The "Even if it isn't true I could believe it" award
1993 Michael Portillo
(allegedly gay)
Michael Jackson (alleged child abuse)
1994 Dame Shirley Porter (allegedly [?] buying votes with
houses)
1995 Mrs Thatcher's gone totally ga-ga (and had a stroke)
1996 BSE cover up by MAFF
1997 Princess Di
was "taken out"
1998 Peter Mandelson allegedly gay
(See last year's Bender of the Year award)
The "Even if it is true I can't believe it" award
1993 The end of the
recession
1994 Michael Jackson's marriage
1995 Mike Atherton batting ten hours to save a test.
1996 Eurotunnel is safe and Michael Jackson getting his
wife pregnant
1997 The Millennium
Dome will make money
1998 George Graham manager of Spurs
Blondie
The John Major "not quite up to the mark" award
1997 William Hague
1998 England football team
Graham Taylor "nowhere near good enough for the job" award
1997 Harriet Harman
1998 English
cricket team
Michael Foot greatest political disaster of the year award
1997
Conservative election performance
1998 Republicans
Mrs Thatcher's Businessman of the Year Award has been renamed the Tony Blair Businessmen of the Year Award
1997 Bernie Ecclestone
1998 Geoffrey Robinson
The Andropov most likely to drop off list for 1998
From 1996/7
Queen Mother, Ronald Reagan, Eric Sykes, Sir Alf Ramsey, Bob Hope, Frank Sinatra, Enoch Powell, Ian Paisley (if we all pray hard enough), Denis Thatcher, Sir John Geilgud, Michael Foot, Jim Callaghan, Gerald Ford (ex US President), Ian McGregor (that yank who crucified the miners), Boris Yeltsin, Spike Milligan, The Pope, Barbara Cartland, Billy Idol, Tommy Lee Jones
plus 1998
Donald Bradman, Alex Higgins
Which just goes to show how bad we are at this
Additionally for 1999
Dame Thora Hird
| The TTYF! 1998 review |  |
| There was no TTYF! review of 2000 | |
| The TTYF! review of 1999 |  |
